Munna Bhai M.B.B.S. (2003)

Debashish Naha: Doctor attending Anand Banerjee

Quotes 

• Murli Prasad Sharma : [to a doctor who had shined a light into an unresponsive patient's eyes]  Yo, boss. Hello. Turn off the torch.

  Doctor attending Anand Banerjee : Why?

  Murli Prasad Sharma : That must cause him discomfort.

  Doctor attending Anand Banerjee : Out of the question. The subject can't feel anything.

  Murli Prasad Sharma : Say what? Subject? Doesn't he have a name?

  Doctor attending Anand Banerjee : [after checking paperwork]  His name is Anand Banerjee.

  Murli Prasad Sharma : And he's many years your senior, talk respectfully about him.

  Doctor attending Anand Banerjee : Why are you getting emotional? I told you he can't hear a thing. Relax. Sit down.

• Doctor attending Anand Banerjee : In your medical careers, you'll face this question many times. Tell me, is it right to keep a vegetable alive by using medicines... especially in a country where there is a shortage of hospitals... the subject has been occupying a bed for the last 12 years.

  Murli Prasad Sharma : Screw you! You're concerned about the bed. How do you know he won't wake up?

  Doctor attending Anand Banerjee : I'm a doctor.

  Murli Prasad Sharma : But not God! Did you get inside his head? I should thwack you in the head!

  Doctor attending Anand Banerjee : Leave the class.