Stripperella (2003–2004)

Kid Rock: Self, Stiffy Woods

Quotes 

• Persephone : Hey, Kid Rock, remember me?

  Kid Rock : Sure, I do! Austin, Texas, 1998. You were seated in row six, seat eight. You flashed me before I went on stage. After the show, we went out to the great donut shop and bet that I couldn't eat 27 apple fritters in one sitting, but I did.

  Persephone : I think you might be the father of my child.

  [she holds up a picture of a kid that's dressed like Kid Rock] 

  Kid Rock : What? I don't know you!