Stripperella (2003–2004)

Pamela Anderson: Stripperella, Erotica, Erotica Jones

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• Stripperella : Why do you hate models so much?

  Dr. Cesarian : Why? Because my whole life, beautiful girls have spurned my advances. I vowed that one day I would make them all pay.

  Stripperella : So just because ...

  Dr. Cesarian : [interrupting her]  Also, my mother was a model. She ran off when I was five. I declared then and *there* that I would make all models pay.

  Stripperella : Well but even if you could ...

  Dr. Cesarian : [interrupting her again]  Also, I once had a promising career as a model. I had a scholarship to go to modeling college and everything. But then, I became horribly disfigured in a modeling accident. They said I would never model again. And I vowed to make them all pay! Oh yeah, also my grandparents were killed by models.

  Stripperella : I'll *admit*, you definitely have some valid reasons for not liking models.

  Dr. Cesarian : Oh I *hate* models. A-and heights, but that's neither here nor there. You can't really harm heights.

• Stripperella : Evil doers prepare to become evil don'ters...

• Stripperella : Look out crime. I'm gonna to take a bite out of you. But - not in a way you're gonna find - pleasurable.