This guy's simply hilarious! You have to check him out. If you like Conan O'Brien and Seinfeld-type humour, you will love Jim Gaffigan.
Here's some quotes from his "The Last Supper" CD to give you an idea:
-I think it's weird we ask the waiter for advice... like "Hey yeah, you don't know me at all, but what do you think I should eat?"
D'you ever have the waiter strongly recommend something? You feel kind of guilty not getting it. "Yeah, I know you really want me to get *that* but... I'm just gonna get what I want. Cuz I'm still paying, right pushy?"
-I do try and heat healthy though, I'm a vegetarian. Not a strict vegetarian though, I eat beef and pork. And chicken... but not fish 'cause that's *disgusting*!! How can you tell when fish goes bad, it smells like fish either way! "Mmmh this smells like a dumpster, let's eat it!"
The great thing about Jim Gaffigan is that both his material and his delivery are top notch, and that's all it takes for a good stand-up comedian. Check him out! :)