Danny Phantom (2003–2007)

Colleen O'Shaughnessey: Jazz Fenton, Jasmine 'Jazz' Fenton, Girl, Girl #1, Girl #3, Kid #1, Mikey

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Quotes 

• [Danny, Sam, and Tucker are at Nasty Burger] 

  Danny Fenton : Ahhh, Nasty Burger, our safe haven. Away from the worries of...

  [Jazz bursts through the door] 

  Jazz Fenton : Danny, run!

  Danny Fenton : Run? Why should I...

  [everyone stares at the door, and soon after Jack and Maddie come in here in 80's clothes, with Jack looking like Flavor Flav and Maddie looking like 80's Madonna] 

  Jack Fenton , Maddie Fenton : Dude!

  [everyone in the Nasty Burger gasps and starts laughing; Jazz and Sam are hiding, embarrassed] 

  Jazz Fenton : If anyone asks, I'm related to you.

  Samantha "Sam" Manson : Okay, but you're gonna have to be a lot less cheery.

• [the poem is closing with its last lines] 

  Danny Fenton : [narrating]  And then I thought, maybe this is the moral. / In the same way my folks loved their old Christmas quarrel. / Everyone celebrates in the way of their choosing. / I was so busy whining, I started abusing / The ones I loved most and I ruined their cheer. /

  [smiles] 

  Danny Fenton : I'll try to be better, come Christmas next year.

  [thus ends the poem; Danny, Sam, Jazz and Tucker gather together at the last page which says "The End."] 

  Samantha "Sam" Manson : Um, nice sentiment, but what are you, a greeting card?

  Tucker Foley : Yeah, why are you talking in rhyme?

  Jazz Fenton : Such a dork.

  Danny Fenton : [realizing]  We're not talking in rhyme?

  [starts getting jubliant] 

  Danny Fenton : We're not talking in rhyme!

  [the book closes, and Ghost Writer is glad his new poem is finished. A cell mate inches close to him as he wants to look at the new book he has completed, but Ghost Writer turns away from him] 

  Walker : [greets him]  Orange?

  Ghost Writer : [scared]  Aahh! Get that thing away from me!

• [Jazz is riding home in excitement, with Danny feeling disappointed] 

  Jazz Fenton : Wow! Isn't this great? We just caught three ghosts tonight!

  Danny Fenton : No, actually, you've just caught one ghost, three times, all of them me!

• Jazz Fenton : By the way Danny, just so you know, I'm onto your little secret.

  Danny Fenton : [spits out his water]  What secret?

  Jazz Fenton : The clumsiness, the nervousness... I can't beleive I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend.

  Danny Fenton : It's a lie, I'm not a ghost! I mean, she's not my girlfriend. She's just going to the dance with me.

  Jack Fenton : Great, I can meet her and talk to her about ghosts!

  Jazz Fenton : You better let her know your family's insane now, Danny. If you marry her, and she finds out later, that's entrapment.

• [Dark Danny has revealed his true form to Jazz] 

  Jazz Fenton : You're not Danny. That's why the Booo-Merang wasn't honing in on you're ecto-signature. You're not Danny!

  Dark Danny : I was, but I outgrew him. The Danny you know is floating helplessly in the Ghost Zone ten years in the future.

  Jazz Fenton : He'll escape! He'll beat you!

  Dark Danny : How? Is the answer: A. the Fenton Portal? Destroyed it. B. the only remaining portal? The one that my idiot cheesehead archenemy has? As soon as I find it, that's going too.

  Jazz Fenton : Cheesehead? Vlad Masters? *He's* your archenemy?

  Dark Danny : [continues]  Is it: C. you? No. You can't stop me from cheating on the C.A.T. and solidifying my future, so it must be D...

  [blasts Jazz away with a plasma blast] 

  Dark Danny : None of the above.

  [Jazz faints; Dark Danny takes the C.A.T. answers form and reads the answers. A smile lights up his face] 

  Dark Danny : Well, what do you know? The answer to the first question *is* "D"!

  [evil laugh] 

• [Jazz is counseling with a punk named Spike] 

  Jazz Fenton : Spike, you need to open up to your parents. Be true to yourself *and* them. Just tell them how you feel. I mean, it's not like they're going to attack you or anything...

  [she gets caught in a net, mistaken for a ghost] 

  Jack Fenton : We got her! And the Fenton Grappler is working like a charm!

  Maddie Fenton : [looks at Jazz]  I don't understand. If Jazz is a ghost, then why hasn't she phased through the net?

  Jazz Fenton : [angrily]  Because I am *not* a ghost!

  [takes off the net] 

  Jazz Fenton : You've ambushed me, suffocated me with smoke, and worse, you pulled me away from Spike before he had his breakthrough! What do you have to say for yourselves?

  [pause. Jack takes out the Fenton Thermos] 

  Jack Fenton : Eat hot Fenton Thermos, ghost gal!

  [Thermos short-curcuits, and Jack shakes it] 

  Jack Fenton : Darn thing still doesn't work!