- José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II: What kind of Mexican are you?
- Knute Knudsen: Oh, I'm a Minnesota Mexican.
- José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II: She say that I, José Pedro Carlos Hernandez am the best bullfighter in all Mexico.
- Knute Knudsen: Oh, you fight de bull and you not afraid?
- José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II: No! I am afraid of nothing! In my time, I have killed 600 bulls!
- Knute Knudsen: That's a lot of bull.
- Knute Knudsen: You must believe me. I ain't no bandit. Look, ain't I got an honest face?
- Comandante Capitán Lopez: You have face like my grandmother's cow.
- José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II: To the gigolo!
- Knute Knudsen: To the gigolo! One day at the Plaza Madeira I meet the beautiful señorita,
- José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II: Bhah! I have plenty señoritas. All the dark señoritas fall for me!
- Knute Knudsen: Aw, but this one, she is different. She is de blonde with the beautiful blue eyes - the color of the sky.
- José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II: A blonde here in Mexico!
- Knute Knudsen: Yes, my friend, the blonde!
- José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II: I must meet this blonde señorita. You do this for me and I'll make you my lieutenant. You can have anything in Mexico.
- Knute Knudsen: Anything?
- José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II: Anything, but the blonde.
- Knute Knudsen: You gotta get me a blonde. In that way, I can get Jose's gun and then you can can capture him.
- Comandante Capitán Lopez: I know. I know. But, where in this town can we get a blonde?
- Knute Knudsen: Oh, I gotta have a blonde! If I don't get one, Jose kills me. And if I don't get Jose, you kill me. I'm dead now and I don't know it. I never thought a blonde would mean so much to me.
- José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II: [Knock at the door] Who's that?
- Knute Knudsen: It is I, Don Juan San Luis Obispo. I have this beautiful blonde señorita for you.
- José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II: Gracias, amigo!
- José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II: Aw, señorita. I am the great José Pedro Carlos Hernandez and who are you?
- Knute Knudsen: [Disguised as a blonde señorita] Call me Goldilocks.
- José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II: Enter Señorita Goldilocks. Aw, my tender little dove. You blush like a beautiful rose. You give Jose one little kiss, yes?
- Knute Knudsen: I von't say yes and I von't say no.
- José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II: You say maybe?
- Knute Knudsen: Perhaps, maybe.
- José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II: Oh, when I first look into your eyes, I know that you and I - I want to marry you!
- Knute Knudsen: [Disguised as a blonde señorita] No. No-no. No, Jose-zee. It can never be.
- José Pedro Carlos Hernandez II: Why not?
- Knute Knudsen: You don't know de half of it.