John Davenport: Hiker #1, Mike's Friend

Quotes 

• Hiker #1 : Hey, let's trade packs awhile. This one's gettin' heavy.

  Hiker #2 : Why should I? It's your pack.

  Hiker #1 : Yeah, but I got all the weight.

  Hiker #2 : You got what you need and I got what I need.

  Hiker #1 : Whadda you got in there, anyway?

  Hiker #2 : Blanket, a fifth of tequila and a box of rice.

  Hiker #1 : You call that camping?

  Hiker #2 : I call that hiking.

• Hiker #1 : Let's go scare the shit out of him.

  Hiker #2 : No, leave the guy alone. He's enjoying himself.

• Stranger : Hey, is this a private party?

  Mike's Friend : Right now it is, uh, so why don't you go jack off.