The Planman (2003 TV Movie)

Robbie Coltrane: Jack Lennox QC

Quotes 

• [to Richards] 

  Jack Lennox QC : Right now I want to tear your bloody head off and pour battery acid down the stump.

• [In the middle of dinner] 

  Jack Lennox QC : Kirsty, the last original thought you had in your head died of loneliness.

  Kirsty Hennessy-Boyd : I'm Sorry?

  Crawford Hennessy-Boyd : Steady on Jack!

  Jack Lennox QC : Oh, and you know your husband's been having an affair with his secretary. Worse than that, he's been two timing her with his office junior! And the only reason Richards has graced us with his company tonight is that he think if he licks a few political arseholes, it will speed his climb up the greasy pole to Chief Constable! So Bollocks to you. Bollocks to the lot of you!