Hellsing (2001–2002)

Josh Phillips: Jan Valentine

Quotes 

• Integra : [over the Hellsing mansion intercom]  Fargason! Come in Fargason!

  Round Table conference Lord : Integra, what the hell is going on down there?

  Integra : We're under attack by an unknown group. Our field units are pushing them back at this very moment...

  Jan Valentine : [over the intercom]  Uh, hello? Is this thing on? Alright! This is a shout-out to all our listeners in the Round Table conference, and a special hello to that whoring little bitch Ms. Hellsing! Can you hear me?

  [Jan is using an intercom in a Hellsing mansion security station, littered with corpses of Hellsing commandos] 

  Jan Valentine : We... are... the VALENTINE BROTHERS! I'm Jan Valentine, and it's real nice to finally meet ya'.

  [Jan's ghouls are eating the corpses of dead Hellsing commandos] 

  Jan Valentine : We appreciate you joining us for this late lunch: we are currently enjoying the delicious taste, of the Hellsing membership!

  Integra : They're... eating my people!

  Jan Valentine : [over the intercom]  And while you're waiting for us to kill *you*, we highly recommend pissing yourselves! Followed by a course of praying to your impotent God! Then cowering in the corner and begging - always good - but if you act now, there's still time for an old-fashioned suicide! Thank you London! We love you! Good night!