Depressed, balding, middle-aged Harold (director/scripter/producer Terry M. West) is a single guy looking for love. To his surprise, on the night of his birthday he's visited by sexy `Vampire Queen' Ophelia (Debbie Rochon), who offers to give him immortality and all the beautiful women he desires, but there's a catch (best not revealed by me, but it's a pretty damn funny male-frustration joke). Seduction cinema regulars Darian Caine and Kelli Summers provide nude and mild lesbian scenes in this short, silly featurette that's paired with the awful MUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on video and DVD.
Score: 5 out of 10
Score: 5 out of 10
