When Louis Met... Chris Eubank (2002 TV Movie)
Karron Eubank: Self
Quotes
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[Back at Chris Eubank's house, it's the children's bathtime. Chris, wearing one of his expensive tweed suits, is just hanging around in the downstairs hallway]
Louis Theroux : Karron, do you wish Chris was helping a bit more?
Karron Eubank : [from the kitchen] Yes.
[Louis looks at Chris, hinting that he should step in]
Chris Eubank : Go on, ask her again.
Louis Theroux : Chris says I should ask you again. Do you wish Chris was helping a bit more?
Karron Eubank : Yeah, but he's lost the plot on that, I'm afraid.
Chris Eubank : You've lost the plot on that, Chris.
Karron Eubank : [heading upstairs] Totally and utterly, and I don't telling the world about that. Useless. As most male men are, I'm afraid.
Chris Eubank : I help, but I help in the way I know how. I'm not a mummy, I'm a daddy, I go out and I work, and I earn money. And that - that's my 50 percent. 50 percent, along with, you know, steering, wisdom, protection... But I'm not a mummy. Bathing children, once in a while, yes, but it's not an everyday thing for me.
Louis Theroux : I'm surprised you're not doing it just to make yourself look good for us.
Karron Eubank : [coming back downstairs] I'm gonna get a toilet roll... No one ever replaces a toilet roll except the woman in the house. Have you ever noticed that? Have you ever noticed that?
Chris Eubank : You know what a man would say to that?
Louis Theroux : What?
Chris Eubank : Well, where are they kept?
Karron Eubank : [goes back upstairs with a toilet roll] That is a pitiful excuse.
Chris Eubank : Well, it's a pitiful excuse we can use.
Karron Eubank : Women work and look after kids.
Chris Eubank : You know, the reason why we get on so well is because she understands her job as a mother, I understand her mother, h-h-h-her job... I understand her job as a mother.
Louis Theroux : Are you hearing this, Karron?
Karron Eubank : [from upstairs] I've heard it all before.
Chris Eubank : And I don't intrude on her job and she doesn't intrude on mine.
Louis Theroux : [whispers] I don't think she likes it.
Chris Eubank : It's a really tough job.