- Narrator: Ah, spring. When birds are on the wing, when flowers bloom... Spring, when a young man's fancy likely turns to... thought.
- Narrator: [addressing a character in the short] But wait a minute, young lady. How did you get into this picture? You see, we're trying to prove a point about nature and beauty and... you're not exactly helping, you know. Look at your hair. Look at that blouse. And the way that skirt hangs. And those socks. Sorry, there must have been a mistake. You don't seem the to be exactly the type to make this guy behave like a human being.
- Narrator: Most everyone sweats under one circumstance... or another.
- Narrator: The best way to clean your skin is still the old-fashioned use of soap, hot water and plenty of elbow grease. And the result is well worth the effort - you don't need scientific proof of it, you can feel it!
- Narrator: And it goes without saying that only clean lingerie goes next to that clean skin.