Emmanuelle 2000 (TV Series) Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle's Intimate Encounters (2000) User Reviews

There must be a market for this rubbish but...?

[it001k0306 · 3/10 · 25 May 2009]

...I have no idea what that market is! Now, I'm a film fan of eclectic tastes - I like an awful lot of the films that cinema snobs tell me I should - but I also absolutely love the horror/sci-fi genre and am a great fan of exploitation films from B-Movie to Z-Movie. Favourite actor? Peter Cushing. Favourite comedies? The wonderfully British 'Carry-On' series. Favourite directors? Terence Fisher, John Carpenter, Alfred Hitchcock. Shane Meadows. Favourite films? Everything from Muppet Christmas Carol to Halloween (original), Casino Royale, Hitchcock's Rope and Frenzy, It's a Wonderful Life, Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell. See what I mean? Eclectic? I'm no film snob. BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO WOULD WATCH THIS FILM!!!!! So, hold on. Why did I watch it? Because B-Movie horror starlet Tiffany Shepis made a brief appearance in it and, as B Movie horror starlets go, she's pretty good. And whilst watching it, I might as well try to watch with an open mind. Only....well, it's complete rubbish, isn't it? Can any of the principal actors actually act? Not really. Any decent effects for sci fi lovers? No. Any atmosphere created? No. Are the soft core sex scenes erotic enough for daylight dodging pervs? No. So who gets what they want? Nobody. Now, I've seen the original 'Emmanuelle' because it's one of those films that has entered into legend. Didn't think it was great but it had a touch of style and it was pretty erotic. Good - came good for its audience (is there a joke in that sentence somewhere?). Now, this mess of a film has nothing in common with the original bar the name. Rip-off! The only interest for me was the afore mentioned Shepis and the fact that the general storyline bears passing resemblance to Michael Reeves' British shocker for Tigon films - 'The Sorcerers' (1967) starring Boris Karloff. Now that was a great B Movie! This? If you like sex films - don't bother. If you like low budget sci-fi - don't bother. Just don't bother. Anyone. I gave this 3 stars, by the way, for the number of different girls who got their kit off in the first hour of the film!

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[NoDakTatum · 2/10 · 7 November 2023]

Emmanuelle, who started her film life decades ago as a diplomat's wife, is now a woman with many means. She travels the world, having sex with whomever she pleases, and finds herself the willing victim of a mad scientist and her hunky husband. Seems madame scientist is paralyzed from the waist down. She invents a device that allows her to experience sex whenever her husband makes love to another woman. She accidentally switches bodies with Emmanuelle, and Emmanuelle manages to foil a burglary before being sent out on a mission by the couple. She will sleep with as many people as possible, and send her computerized sensations back to the couple. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it. For a globe trotting adventure, the cast sure seems stuck on the same boring soundstage. The sex is there, as is the corny dialogue, but this is about as titillating as watching a root canal. Obviously three episodes of a pay channel series cobbled together, "Emmanuelle's Intimate Encounters" has just one thing correct in its title- it features a character named Emmanuelle.