You Don't Know Jack (1995 Video Game)

Harry Gottlieb: Host

Quotes 

• Host : [if the player types in "fuck you" when prompted to type in their answer]  Are you talkin' to me? On MY show? I don't think so. Why don't you take a good look at your score, huh? Fuck me? No, fuck *you*.

  [Nate takes $50000 away from the player] 

  Host : Nononononono... I didn't say "fuck you". I said... FUCK... YOU.

  [Nate takes $100000 away from the player] 

  Host : And one more thing. I don't like your name. I think I'll change it for you.

  [Nate changes the player's name to a ridiculing name] 

  Host : Alright, now that we've dispensed with the pleasantries, let's get back to the game, shall we?

• Host : [if the player types in "fuck you" a second time]  Okay, here we go. Let's just keep typing in "fuck you" and see what the guy says next. Fine. I'd like ya to pay close attention to your score.

  [the player is shown as wrong, but no money is taken away] 

  Host : See what I did? That's right, I didn't do anything. Because typing in "fuck you" isn't original anymore! Now then, since this is the last time I'm gonna be indulging in this kind of behavior, next time when you buzz in, let's see if you could actually answer the fucking question, ya bonehead! Let's get back to the game.

• Host : [if the player types in "fuck you" a third time]  You know, this is pathetic. You keep sayin' "fuck you" like you're really tough or somethin' but the fact is, I have complete control over your computer right now. And you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna exercise that control. see you next game!

  [game automatically exits out to desktop]