Country Boy: It must be uncomfortable wearing a wet swimsuit under your Levi's.
Hitchhiker: Nah, it's not uncomfortable. You know, my friends usually just go skinny dipping when we're down there.
Country Boy: You like skinny dipping?
Hitchhiker: Well... At first I was a little bit of ashamed, you know... you know, because of my size, but...
Country Boy: You mean the size of your dick or your body in general?
Hitchhiker: I mean the size of my body in general.
Country Boy: So you must be smaller down there, then.
Hitchhiker: No. In fact, you know, I've got more than any of the other guys do with a hard-on.
Country Boy: So you check out the other guys, huh?
Hitchhiker: Well, every once in a while we have jack-off contests.