- DJ: Remember, next Tuesday night is our 'Stop-hunger' night. Bring a can of food; get a dollar offa lap-dance. And, as always, no hominy.
- Phil: [Voiceover] I went to the strip-club, like you suggested, but I felt as out of place as a teetotaler at a German beer festival.
- Lars: The bullet? Still in my head. All of a sudden I can do things I could never do before...I know 32 ways to kill a man with my left hand.