- The Count: Yawn... What manner of creature are you to disturb The Count's sleep? Why before me I see nothing more than a re-animated bag of armour and bone. You have done well to get this far, but the Count has walked the Earth for a thousand years, defeating hundreds stronger than you, and for a thousand more I...
- Sir Daniel Fortesque: Get on with it!
- The Count: You interrupt me! For your insolence you shall suffer beyond all imagining my ugly little friend. Ha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!
- Lord Palethorn: Try the second compressor, Dogman. What a strange adversary Fortesque is. He's persistent, I'll give him that. And he certainly had the beating of you two.
- Mander: He also defeated Iron Slugger master.
- Lord Palethorn: He also defeated Iron Slugger... YOU DOLT! I... I've had enough of your slimy whining. GET OUT! No matter, I'll call on my allies earlier than expected.
- The Count: [On the ship's radio] Is the time right for my glorious arrival?
- Lord Palethorn: Oh yes, the timing is just perfect. Ha! Ha! Ha! Come on, we're off!