John Cleese credited as playing...
- Host: [open with John Cleese on a beach with three young women approaching him from the background.] One of these women is my daughter, Camilla.
- Camilla: Can I have some money?
- Host: Sure... here's a fin.
- Host: [to camera] Of course I recognized her face as well.
- Host: So just because Elizabeth Hurley is pretty, does not mean she cannot also be a Total Shit.
- [Gigantic Elizabeth Hurley crushes him in her hand]
