Sex and the Matrix (2000 TV Short)
Laurence Fishburne: Morpheus
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Quotes
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Morpheus : I am Morpheus.
Carrie Bradshaw : [mimicking him, amused] I am Carrie.
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Carrie Bradshaw : [recounting the adventure to her friends] Neo assured me that his roommate was away on business. Apparently, business wasn't too good.
Neo : Aw, you've got to be kidding me!
[Morpheus, looking out the window at the storm, turns to face them]
Neo : Dude, what are you doing here? Didn't you see the sock on the door?
Carrie Bradshaw : [to Neo] Hey, who's the third wheel?
Morpheus : I am Morpheus.
Carrie Bradshaw : [sassily imitating his voice] I am Carrie.
Morpheus : Let me tell you why you are here. Come. Sit down.
Neo : [disgusted] Aw, dude, you are not gonna cockblock me again!
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Carrie Bradshaw : So, how come I haven't heard about this Matrix place? Did it just open? Can I get on the guest list?
Morpheus : Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
Neo : [coughing to cover his comment] Bullshit!
Morpheus : Take the blue pill: You wake up in your bed, and believe whatever you want to believe.
Neo : I believe just because I ate your last Hot Pocket doesn't give you the right to get all up in my grill!
Morpheus : You take the red pill: You stay in Wonderland.
Carrie Bradshaw : Ooh, Wonderland!
[She takes the red pill and drinks it with a glass of water]
Carrie Bradshaw : [narrating] I should have known better. The last time I took one of those, Wonderland became Wonder-what-the Hell-Happened-Last-Night-Land.