Phoenix Nights (2001–2002)
Bernard Wrigley: Dodgy Eric
Quotes
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[talking about the inflatable Penis]
Jerry St Clair : We're not having that.
Brian Potter : You're damn right Jerry, we're not having that go on take it back.
Dodgy Eric : But Brian...
Brian Potter : It's a family fun day man, there's kiddies running around. They can't go jumping up and down on a love length.
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Dodgy Eric : [about the Bucking Bronco] I'll give you a week's free trial while I get your table fixed, then she's got to go to the European Finals in Dusseldorf.
Brian Potter : Dusseldorf? Oh, good. You can take "das fruit machine" back with you.
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[Dougie Hayes has delivered a giant inflatable penis]
Dodgy Eric : Well what do you think?
Brian Potter : It's not a bouncy castle.
Dodgy Eric : You never said a castle.
Brian Potter : I said I wanted an inflatable.
Dodgy Eric : It is an inflatable.
Brian Potter : Inflatable filth.
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[discussing what to do with an Giant Inflatable Penis]
Young Kenny : Can't we disguise it?
Brian Potter : Yeah we can, we'll put a wool hat on it and say it's you.
Dodgy Eric : It's not what it looks Brian.
Brian Potter : Not what it looks. Not what it looks. It's a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don't look like nothing else, it's not happening.