Stun: Working on the precinct's graveyard shift is slow as molasses. I'm so tired of reading all the time. I think I'll try my hand at something different for a change. They call me Stun back here, because I read so much. Maybe I should take that name literally and actually write down some of the crazy shit that goes on here. If I don't, it's just going to disappear from everyone's memories, and then it'll be as though it never happened.