South Park Rally (2000 Video Game) User Reviews

I am a big South Park fan but...

[gangstahippie · 7/10 · 4 July 2007]

Rated M for Language.

I am a very big south park fan(as my username might tell you), so I wanted to play all three south park games despite reading the bad reviews.I actually enjoyed the first one greatly! Chef's Luv Shack was mediocre, this was the worst out of the three! Is it completely bad? No. There are some good aspects. The graphics are good enough, it has some funny moments and there is a wide array of characters to choose from. But it is actually one of the worst racing games I have ever played. The track is impossible to follow! You have to go in order with the numbers, but the numbers are everywhere! The controls are fairly bad as well! There really isn't much to say about this game. If you are a big south park fan, there is no harm in trying the game for free, but it's definitely one of the worst racing games I have ever played. If you want a good racing game for the N64, I suggest Mario Kart 64.

A must for any South Park fan

[Jozxyqk · 9 October 2004]

I bought this game recently second-hand very cheap, now that N64's aren't the current 'hip' thing. I must say that I found this to be very enjoyable. What I like most about the game is that it has more than just races: like the trophy/laser checkpoint game, or the cowdays game. I found these to be a lot more fun then just the simple racing scenario. I also liked the weapons, though I'm curious as to why they left out the dildo from the computer version. Any South Park fan will recognise the weapons from the TV show: Mexican Staring Frog, Underpants Gnomes, Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls, and plenty more. Sure it's quite similar to Mario Kart, but it's fun to have a variation on the standard racing genre. I also found it challenging: having to complete certain tasks to obtain new characters. So far I've only got 5 to go, but I'm well on the way. However, I do find some levels to be too similar, and some games are just annoying (like Easter). But still, I found this both challenging and fun. I don't know what Cheeseboy is on about.

The game of the gods.

[joshswainreal · 10/10 · 26 July 2022]

This game has shocked me dead. The storyline had me drop into tears. The betrayal... The cutscene quality... Everything. This made me feel like I was IN the game. It didn't feel like an early 2000s game. It felt like the future. I even got hypnotized by the game and answered "South Park Rally" to some of my exam questions. Got it correct and extra points. Everyone loves this game. I shared it to some of my friends, they shared it to some of their friends, and so on. Now the entire universe plays this game. One time I was playing the Mad Cow Disease level and i got Mad Cow Disease in real life and spread it to other people. Then they started running around with antidotes and people kept stealing it. 10/10. So good it hypnotizes people and they try to play the game in real life.

Awful racing game

[cheeseboy80 · 18 February 2001]

South Park Rally is an Bad Game. The graphics are all messy, it's kinda hard to know where your car is going. The controls are hard to use. The music and the sounds are very annoying, you have no choice to push the mute button on your television set. Although, there's still some funny lines in this game. But not enough to waste your money on this game. Even if you're an South Park fan, you will hate this game. It's so unplayable and not so fun.