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- Title Card: In every sort of danger there are various ways of winning through, if one is ready to do and say anything whatever. - SOCRATES
- Title Card: The problem with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the rest a bad name. - ANONYMOUS
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- The Dean: I'd like to welcome you all to the Chester A. Arthur School of Law. As Dean, I get the privilege of being the first person to speak to you at orientation, and the last person to speak to you at graduation, three years from now. You've all heard stories about how cutthroat and competitive law school can be. And I'm sure many of you are wondering if it's like that here at Chester A. Arthur. Well I'm pleased to tell you that - yes, yes it is. Worse than most if fact.