- Demolition Ax: [When they draw their numbers] It looks like I'm gonna have a long night.
- Demolition Smash: Me too.
- Gorilla Monsoon: [about the Hulkster] Looks like he has been in there for half an hour.
- Jesse Ventura: YOU IDIOT HE'S BEEN IN THERE ONLY 5 MINUTES!
- Jesse Ventura: [about Ax and Smash starting the Rumble at numbers 1 and 2] The WWF Tag Team Champions are going to go at it.
- Gorilla Monsoon: There gonna have to this is every man for himself. And they are going at each other.
- Sherri Martel: [to Gorilla Monsoon] Quit interrupting me when I'm saying something to you.
- Gorilla Monsoon: [Jake Roberts runs to ringside with Damian, and he is after Andre the Giant] What's this?
- Gorilla Monsoon: [the Twin Towers eliminated Hulk Hogan] Look At This, Hulk's Out.
- Jesse Ventura: Hogan Eliminated, The Twins Towers eliminated Hulk Hogan.
- Sean Mooney: Slick, there was something going on with you and the Million Dollar Man.
- Slick: Who?
- Sean Mooney: The Million Dollar Man.
- Slick: What Million Dollar Man? I haven't seen him in over a Month.
- Jesse Ventura: [Outlaw Ron Bass is coming to the Ring] It's the Outlaw Ron Bass.
- Gorilla Monsoon: It's baldy!
- Jesse Ventura: Baldy?
- Gorilla Monsoon: Well that's from Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake.
- Gorilla Monsoon: [When Big John Studd won the Royal Rumble] How do you like that - Big John Studd's back and back in style.
- Gene Okerlund: The Ultimate Warrior was the Victor, He was the People's Choice
- Rick Rude: No he wasn't.
- Jesse 'The Body' Ventura: [Referring to the #1 entrant, Demolition Ax] Well, if there's one guy who could go from number one to the end, this guy can do it.
- Gorilla Monsoon - Commentator: Oh, you can say that again, Jess!