Manna from Heaven (2002)

Wendie Malick: Inez

Quotes 

• Dottie : Inez, are you sexually active?

  Inez : No, I just lie there.

• Bunny : Theresa doesn't look a day older. How does she keep her youth?

  Inez : I keep mine in the guest room.

  Ed : I knew Stanley Stanley when he was Marvin Marvin. The only thing he ever gave anybody free was the finger.

  Inez : What do you have on him, Dottie? How'd you get the Caddie?

  Dottie : Just asked him.

  Inez : Keep your secrets. I got my own.

  Ed : You ever hear of sex appeal?

  Inez : I gave already.

  Bunny : Dottie has lady fluid. You never freeze in her house. We have a choice between an old folks home and an igloo.

  Ed : I'll get you some warm clothes tomorrow, Muffin.

  Bunny : Don't call me Muffin, you know I hate Muffin. I'm going to be sixty years old on Easter Sunday and people still call me Bunny. I made Ed sign an affidavit he won't put Bunny on my gravestone.

  Ed : Sure thing, cupcake.

  Dottie : I think it's sweet that Ed has pet names for you.

  Inez : Good thing I'm not diabetic with all the sweetness floating around this joint.

• Inez : I can't believe I'm sitting here in Buffalo. The only town where you can have a good time without enjoying yourself.

• Ed : Did it ever dawn on any of you that there was something queer about that dough?

  Inez : Dawned on me.

  Dottie : What do you mean?

  Ed : The cops didn't cordon off the neighborhood. They didn't pound on our doors and give us 24 hours to turn it in or charge us with theft. That was a lot of dough, and nobody ever came after it.

  Helen : Well, if they show up now, they're thirty years late and thirty three hundred dollars short.

  Inez : Double that. Every cent I got is tied up in "Ace Dealers School", the best dealers' school in Winnemucca.

  Ed : How many dealers' schools in Winnemucca?

  Inez : I've cornered the market.

• Bake : Weck. Kummelweck. You can only get it in Buffalo. Maybe Warsaw. You know that. You grew up here.

  Inez : Must have blocked it out... Mmm, Salt Lake City.

  Bake : You ever been married?

  Inez : Once or twice, I forget...

  Bake : What if the person of your dreams came along and turned out to be a crook?

  Inez : What kind of crook?

  Bake : That's the 64 dollar question. You always wear glasses?

  Inez : Not when I was born.

• Inez : He walked in at three twenty. Right on the button.

  Dottie : Seven nights in a row. This is pretty serious. Did you find out his name yet?

  Inez : He knows how to gamble. He knows how to drink. He knows how to smoke. There's something wrong with this guy.