Having come across this film on PIV as a suggestion whilst looking for American Pie, I was expecting something of a similar vein. Disappointed doesn't even come close to adequately describing my feelings. This movie was so appallingly bad that I logged onto IMDb to make sure I wasn't having a particularly vivid acid flashback.
But no, apparently this is a real movie and it's an Everest-sized pile of crap. Let's be very, very clear about how bad this movie is, because I'm not just criticising it for one or two failings; the following facets of this movie are all of the lowest possible standard: directing, acting, casting, writing, editing, sound, lighting, locations, wardrobe, pacing... Part of me is hoping that the catering was as bad as every other department just so that there's a vague possibility that everybody involved in making this garbage suffered anywhere near as badly as I did whilst watching it.
This film is an affront to the art of filmmaking. It makes Plan 9 look like Schindler's List. I've never, ever been so appalled by a movie; I've seen amateur porn movies that were better than this. I sincerely hope that nobody involved in this movie - with a generous pass given to Tony Hale, who only appears for less than ten seconds - ever works again. And not just in movies. McDonald's is too good a place of employment for these clowns.
This movie did have one redeeming feature, which is why it gets that single star: It ended. Mercifully.