Escape from Monkey Island (2000 Video Game)
Dominic Armato: Guybrush Threepwood, Duck, Monkey 4
Quotes
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Guybrush Threepwood : [after being told to "use" a cliff] Goodbye cruel adventure game!... Aah, forget it.
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Guybrush Threepwood : Pick up the moon? Are you nuts?
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[Upon being told that a core belief in LeChuck's church is LeChuck's marriage to Elaine]
Guybrush Threepwood : Elaine can't marry LeChuck; she's already married!
Reverend Rasputin : The first church of LeChuck (orthodox) doesn't recognize Elaine's blasphemous marriage to the... Anti-LeChuck.
Guybrush Threepwood : Who?
Reverend Rasputin : The evil Anti-LeChuck, "He-Whose-Name-Must-Not-Be-Spoken".
Guybrush Threepwood : Guybrush Threepwood?
Reverend Rasputin : Ack, you said the name! Blasphemer!
Guybrush Threepwood : I'M the Anti-LeChuck?
Reverend Rasputin : Hahahaha. Don't be silly. The Anti-LeChuck is three meters tall, has a prehensile tail, a forked tongue, and the number "1138" stamped on his forehead.
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Guybrush Threepwood : I find it hard to believe that the SCUMM Bar is owned by someone named I. Cheese.
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Guybrush : You could get fired if people found out you posed for that picture
Harbor Mistress : How do you think I got my last promotion?
Guybrush : I'd rather not know
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Guybrush Threepwood : That pig-shaped bush frightens and confuses me.
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Guybrush Threepwood : That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!
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Guybrush Threepwood : [singing] Oh... the... Lava is hotter/ than a flame-broiled otter/ and my shoes are slowly melting to the fiberglass floor.
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Guybrush Threepwood : [singing] Oh the temperature is rising and my sweat is vaporizing and I cannot feel my legs below the knees anymore
