Goof Troop Christmas (1992 TV Short)

Nancy Cartwright: Pistol Pete

Quotes 

• Pistol Pete : Here, Santa. You caught me unprepared, so all I could find were bagel chips and guacamole.

• Pistol Pete : Whoa, do it again, Daddy, do it again, that was really neat!

  Pete : That's it! FAMILY MEETING!

  [later, Pete is talking to his family] 

  Pete : Every Christmas, that Goof's decorations wreck my house and suck up all the electricity. Well, I've had it! So drop your fruitcakes and pack your long johns! We're leaving town!

• Pistol Pete : [while Pete is decorating a small, ugly artificial tree]  So how come we don't have a real tree? Huh, Daddy? Huh? Huh? Huh? I mean, I could smell the fresh pine.

  Pete : 'Cause, sugar plum, our neighbor has a real one, AND I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYTHING LIKE HIM! SEE?