Faint Heart (1929) Poster

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5/10
The Cowardly Lion, back when he was just a kitten
wmorrow5917 June 2012
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A major reason I've loved the 1939 version of The Wizard of Oz all my life is Bert Lahr. In a film packed with great performers, all in rare form, his Cowardly Lion is tops. I could watch him in that role again any time, and still find him fresh, funny and enjoyable.

So, naturally, I've looked for other films featuring Lahr. As a kid I read the fascinating biography about him written by his son John, "Notes on a Cowardly Lion," and learned that Bert appeared in several films in the years before 'Oz,' but somehow didn't quite catch on as a popular screen attraction. Now that I've seen some of these films I can understand why. On the vaudeville stage, his mugging and over-the-top antics must have rocked audiences. In his early screen appearances, however, he plays to the camera like he's playing to the folks in the second-tier balcony seats, and the effect is off-putting. He's CRAZY in all-caps, and absolutely relentless. On screen, in these early efforts anyway, Bert is a little too much of a good thing.

This over-the-top quality is on full display in the early talkie short Faint Heart, Lahr's movie debut. We first see him sitting at a sewing machine in his workshop, wearing a silly smock and a beret, stitching a pair of pajamas. As it turns out, he's a dress maker named Rudolf. And, in case we were wondering, he immediately establishes himself as very fey, behaving in the stereotyped fashion of a sissy. Suddenly a noisy altercation breaks out in the hallway, just outside Rudolf's door. It turns out that a well-dressed masher is forcing his attentions on a young lady. When Rudolf intervenes the masher backs off, but before he departs he contemptuously addresses both the lady and Rudolf as "you girls." The young lady is grateful to be rescued, but otherwise unimpressed with her rescuer. So Rudolf, abashed, decides to join the police department.

Next thing you know, he's a cop. On the beat late one night, Rudolf distinguishes himself by catching a safe-cracker known as "Dynamite Dan" in the act of cracking a safe, and handcuffs him. But as he attempts to complete the arrest, he loses the key. Dan, as you'd expect, isn't terribly impressed with Rudolf, either. The two of them are walking to the police station, cuffed at the wrists, when they encounter a rival of Dan's, who sees that he's been arrested and taunts him. A boxing match ensues, and poor Rudolf gets caught in the middle. All three men wind up on the ground in a writhing mass.

The handcuffs come undone somehow, one thing leads to another, and soon Rudolf is being pursued by Dan's allies, a gang of crooks. (I noticed during this sequence that background music is abruptly heard for the first time in the film; it seemed out of place for a Vitaphone short from this period, and I suspect it was dubbed-in at a later date, possibly for a theatrical reissue.) Ultimately, Rudolf triumphs, locks up all the crooks, and gets the girl. And just before the fadeout he also has the opportunity to deliver his trademark sound effect: "Gnong, Gnong, Gnong!"

Well, hey, you have to start somewhere. Seeing a notable comedian in his film debut is always, at the very least, interesting. That said, I have to confess I found Faint Heart more "interesting" than funny. Like most Vitaphone comedy shorts of the period it was probably shot in a hurry. None of the quips are especially memorable, and when possibilities for physical comedy present themselves (as with the handcuff routine, or the chase with the crooks), they're tossed off in a perfunctory manner. Bert Lahr himself does not come off as an appealing figure in this debut. Still and all, I'm glad this film survives. I believe Lahr gave one of the movies' great comic performances in The Wizard of Oz, and it's intriguing to see how his movie career started out, ten years earlier -- and to marvel at how much he would improve, with time.
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5/10
A Talent Too Big for the Movies
boblipton19 February 2009
Bert Lahr, alas, never made the transition from the stage to the screen. Oh, he's wonderful in a couple of movies; as the cowardly lion in THE WIZARD OF OZ he's great, and as the burlesque comic, in THE NIGHT THEY RAIDED MINSKY'S he was amazing. But, alas, his performances were too broad and mannered for any sort of regular employment in the movies, so back he went to the stage, where his mugging fit the proscenium arch.

Nonetheless, it is good to see his Cop Act: written by Fred Allen -- yes, THAT Fred Allen -- and adapted for the screen, we can see Bert Lahr, with his huge grimace and big movements and that fey, cowardly personality, too big for reality, just the right size for a live audience and for the fantasy of THE WIZARD OF OZ. I enjoyed it, even though it doesn't work as film.... but I'll take Bert Lahr on any terms I can get.
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10/10
Good Olde Nostalgia of the '20s Warning: Spoilers
This short is about a lion faced person who loves a woman then proceeds to become a police to arrest a gangster in a store. The guy gets cowardly after approaching that gangster then runs away and the gangster gets knocked out by a pottery. Then he arrests the man and thinks he is dead and proceeds to call the police chief. The gangster then wakes up and sees him calling the cops, right after he ends the call, he threatens him if he doesn't get out of the cuffs. After a while... he arrests him by tricking him into a jail cell.

This short is good if you are a conservative, non born baby boomer/silent generation, and dislike colored/modern day whites/foreigners/overpopulated humans of 334 million people in America compared to 114 million back in the day. When more people are produced and more foreigners come here, there shall be more vandals, anti-American values/culture, and tend to vote Democratic. Thus, will cause destruction of old 1800s to 1940s American built buildings and architectures.
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