- Owl: [Narrating] The lightening flashed. The wind roared! It was a dark and blustery night! Three worried souls gathered at the stately... yet creaky, mansion. "I suppose you're wondering why I've called you all here tonight," said the private eye. "It's because I know who stole the glockenshpeil diamond. It's someone in this very room! And that someone is...!"
- Winnie the Pooh: [Reading the sign on Tigger's door] Tigger... Private... Ear? If you can lose it... we can... w-we can...
- Tigger: [Opens the door] Find it!
- Rabbit: After all the trouble you've caused, I hope you won't every try this private ear nonsense again!
- Tigger: Nah, bunny boy. I figure I've cleared up enough mysteries for a while. Besides, I did so well with Piglet, I've decided to become... a lawyer.
- [Reading the new sign]
- Tigger: Tigger, a Tigger at law. If you can find it, we can lose it for ya! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Gopher: I've never heard of anything so silly in all my life! My family's always been gophers! All the way back to Great-Uncle Sydney! Why, that reminds me of the time... Aah! I'm talkin' just like Owl!