Holden and Banky are comic book artists. Everything's going good for them until they meet Alyssa, also a comic book artist. Holden falls for her, but his hopes are crushed when he finds out she's a lesbian.
Joey Lauren Adams,
Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought.
Following the events of the movie 'Clerks', Dante Hicks still works at the Quick Stop, and his best friend Randall Graves still 'works' at the video store (even though he spends most of his time figuring out ways to get Dante into trouble). However, with the arrival into town of diabolical billionaire megalomaniac Leonardo Leonardo, their lives are about to get more unusual, even if their jobs remain as unsatisfying and tedious as before. Soon, Dante and Randall find themselves thrown headlong into crazy adventures involving, in no particular order, a monkey, Little League Baseball, Korean animators, Canadian exports, lesbian ex-girlfriends of Randall, Judge Reinhold, the Matrix, refridgerator door locks and numerous unwarranted 'Star Wars' references. And as always, they receive very little in the way of constructive help from slackers Jay and Silent Bob.Written by
Ben Affleck was going to voice a reoccurring character that claimed he was the King of Canada. The series was canceled before this could happen. See more »
[running in from the street]
Run for your lives! Someone let the gorilla out of his cage and he's attacking everyone in sight!
[Gorilla arm pulls him back out the door]
Oh, no! Caitlin!
[runs back in]
Except Caitlin Bree and Dan Whiffler who are having sex in a car!
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Each episode begins with a tongue-in-cheek disclaimer. The joke at the end of the disclaimer changes with each episode. See more »
The DVD collection fgures a few outtakes from the two aired episodes, along with 'animatics': pencil-sketch versions of the episodes, featuring some footage that was removed before the actual eps. See more »
Clerks: Uncensored! Is a 2 disc compilation of 6 episodes from the extremely short lived ABC animated series "Clerks." All 6 episodes are very un-funny, mainly because Jay and Silent Bob, the Milk and Honey of Kevin Smith movies, are completely useless characters. They can't swear, or use any of their normal raunchy humor, which is the best part of the Kevin Smith movies! The DVD features are very good, especially the commentary on all 6 episodes, but if the episodes themselves aren't funny, why would you want to watch this DVD over and over again?
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