- [theme song]
- Singers: Doc Bruce Banner, belted by gamma rays, / Turns into the Hulk.
- Female Singer: Ain't he unglamo-rays?
- Singers: Wreckin' the town with / The power of a bull.
- Female Singer: Ain't no monster, clown. / Who is as lovable?
- Singers: As ever-lovin' Hulk! / Hulk! Hulk!