The Flintstones Meet Rockula and Frankenstone (1979 TV Movie)
John Stephenson: Count Rockula
Quotes
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Rockula : You must be Fred Flintstone!
Fred Flintstone : Wait a minute pal, I'm not Flintstone, I'm the building inspector, that's all.
Rockula : You are who?
Fred Flintstone : The local building inspector.
Rockula : Why would a building inspector be rolling around inside of a barrel?
Fred Flintstone : Well you see, I'm also a local barrel inspector.
Rockula : You inspect buildings and barrels at 3 o' clock in the morning?
Fred Flintstone : Uh yeah well... moonlighting, that's what I'm doing, moonlighting, I have several jobs.
Rockula : Ridiculous! Do you take me for a fool? You are Fred Flintstone! Or should we put it this way, you WERE Fred Flintstone.
Fred Flintstone : I like the first way better.
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[Rockula and Frankenstone, while chasing the Flintstones and Rubbles, stop at some barrels, where their targets are hiding]
Rockula : We must find them! I will search over there, you stay here and check the barrels.
Frankenstone : [as Rockula runs off] Yes, master.
Fred Flintstone : [Imitating Rockula from inside the barrel] Forget about the barrel! Search elsewhere!
Frankenstone : Yes, master.
[Walks off]
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Rockula : [Repeated line] I am not Silika!
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Rockula : I am sure I heard voices. Those barrels, did you check them out?
Frankenstone : Uh, no, Master. Master tell me forget barrels.
Rockula : What? I said no such thing! Look in the barrels! I'll look over there.
[Rockula runs off. Frankenstone picks up a barrel and looks inside it, unaware that Fred is crouching right beside him]
Frankenstone : Empty!
[Places the barrel, unknowingly, on Fred, picks up another and looks inside, accidentally bumping the barrel with Fred away]
Frankenstone : Empty!
[Throws the barrel away]
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[Rockula, in bat form, appears in Wilma's bedroom, where Wilma is sleeping]
Rockula : My beloved bride, it is me, Count Rockula! I have returned!
Wilma Flintstone : [Half-asleep] Uh? You woke me up. I was having such a nice dream.
Rockula : Your dream has come true, my darling. After 500 years, I have come back to you.
Wilma Flintstone : [Sees Rockula and gasps] Why, Mr. Silika!
[Rockula's arms drop in amazement]
Wilma Flintstone : How dare you come into my room! This is an outrage!
Rockula : An outrage? But you are my bride. Who is Mr. Silika?
Wilma Flintstone : Look, a joke is a joke, but this is carrying it too far. You'd better clear out of here fast. My husband will be back any minute.
Rockula : Your husband? But that's me.
Wilma Flintstone : I warn you, if he finds you here, there's no telling what he'll do.
Rockula : I don't know what you're talking about. Come, we will leave together.
[Frankenstone opens the tapestry from behind]
Wilma Flintstone : Ah! I'm gonna report you to Monty Marble. The producers of "Make a Deal or Don't"! Are they gonna hear about this!
[Rockula carries Wilma out of the room as the tapestry closes]
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[Rockula has abducted Wilma and taken her to his lair]
Rockula : Ah, my secret crypt! Do you not remember this place where we used to meet before you became my bride?
Wilma Flintstone : Mr. Silika, I don't appreciate this phony act of yours.
Rockula : You know, my dear, you are beautiful when you are angry.
Wilma Flintstone : Oh, I don't know about beautiful, but I'm angry alright, Mr. Silika.
Rockula : Silika! Who is this Mr. Silika?
[Frankenstone knocks on the door]
Rockula : Come!
[Frankenstone enters]
Wilma Flintstone : Well, my Goodness! Who are you? I don't recall seeing a tall Frankenstone at the party.
Frankenstone : She very beautiful!
Wilma Flintstone : Oh, no, not you too. Look, fellas, I'm flattered. But I'm tired of this corny game, Mr. Silika.
Rockula : I AM NOT SILIKA! I AM COUNT ROCKULA! SEE!
[Rockula turns into a bat. Wilma screams. Rockula turns back to normal]
Rockula : There, my dear. Have I convinced you?
