The wife of Count Dracula narrates this amateur movie created by Las Vegas-based filmmaker Ray Dennis Steckler (credited here as Sven Christian). As she explains, "The film you are about to see took place a very short time ago." Slapstick humor punctuates the scenario, which has Dracula sending three vampire girls into Vegas night life to have sex with men and collect their "vile red blood."
Meanwhile, Dr. Van Helsing (played by a pot-bellied buffoon with a Southern twang) helps his friend Bill find the cause of his sister's mysterious death, in which her blood was drained. In the process, he and Bill (who wears a shiny gold polyester shirt) discover Dracula's hide-out.
That's the plot, but some of this movie defies rational description. In place of the film director's credit, there appears a title card that reads, "suck". After the count is killed, his spastic hunchback assistant cries and uses the vampire's cloak to blow his nose, as well as give the audience the finger. Three prolonged hardcore sex scenes interrupt what there is of a story line. One features a vampire girl who takes great pleasure in slapping her lover and pulling on his leg hairs and really hurting him, which only seems to excite him more.
Jim Parker, who plays Dracula in a wildly exaggerated, circus-barker style, constantly looks at the camera and improvises lines like, "You must immediately bend over, forward and backward....all of you, you're entire....parts....of your body ....make ....love! LOVE! Do it!" Apropos of the film's ridiculous tone, some of the actors are unable to keep straight faces.