Crash Bandicoot: Warped (1998 Video Game)

Clancy Brown: Dr. Neo Cortex, Uka Uka

Quotes 

• Dr. Neo Cortex : Defeated again! This is not fair! Maybe I should retire... to a nice, big beach, with a nice big drink. And a woman, with nice, big... bags of ice for my head!

  The Great Uka Uka : It's not over Bandicoot! There are still the gems. We still have a chance to triumph! Ura ha ha ha ha!

  [Dr. Cortex and Uka Uka both escapes in the time portal and the end credits roll] 

• The Great Uka Uka : Why? Why must you continue to be a thorn on our side?

  Dr. Neo Cortex : Who? What? Where was I?

  [sighs] 

  Dr. Neo Cortex : Tiny was a good fellow. He hated everyone and everything, but a good heart nonetheless. Please be more reasonable with my minions next time.

• Dr. Neo Cortex : Crash, Crash, Crash why must you always muck in my mud? Oh look, I have a mask helping me too! We'll find out which one is more powerful soon enough!

• Dr. Neo Cortex : I'm sorry. This is the part where I'm supposed to be angry. Filled with rage. Insensed beyond belief. Once again, you have outsmarted and outspun my best henchmen. I should be rather upset, shouldn't I?

  The Great Uka Uka : And in fact, we're furious! But we seemed to have overlooked one small little detail, you little orange delivery boy! Now that you have gathered all the Crystals, all we have to do... is take them from you!

• The Great Uka Uka : No one has even dared to fail the great Uka Uka even *once*, but you Cortex, you have failed me *twice*!

  Dr. Neo Cortex : Great Uka Uka, it was that infernal bandicoot!

  The Great Uka Uka : From deep inside my temple prison, I sent you simple instructions to follow, but you lost the Gems, you lost the Crystals, and I have lost my patience! There is now no other power source left on this planet!

  Dr. Neo Cortex : I know we've had a few unfortunate... setbacks...

  The Great Uka Uka : You have failed!

  [Cortex shrinks down] 

  The Great Uka Uka : But since your bumbling has managed to set me free, I am feeling... generous. There is still a way to amass the power needed to enslave this miserable planet, and this time... this time, the great Uka Uka will make sure that you do it right!

• The Great Uka Uka : [after the space debris crashes into Uka Uka's temple, the Uka Uka mask escapes]  Ha ha ha ha ha! Free at last!

• The Great Uka Uka : You insolent, insignificant morons! By defeating N. Tropy, you have placed us all at great risk.

  Dr. Neo Cortex : Crash, Coco, you must realize that this time twister machine is very delicate. Without Dr. empathy's constant care and control, who knows what it will do.

• Dr. Neo Cortex : It's funny how history repeats itself, yet again, engine has failed to defeat you.

  The Great Uka Uka : Whoa! For this we must destroy you!

  Dr. Neo Cortex : Oh my aching head! I'm not feeling myself these days. So the end is in sight, gather another five crystals and again you will have foiled my plan. Or will you?

• The Great Uka Uka : Yes it is true! The Bandicoot has brought all of the crystals, and all of the gems to me! All of the power is mine! The world as we know it is about to end!

• The Great Uka Uka : No! It cannot be! Not a prisoner of time again! AGGH!

  [the time portal becomes unstable and sucks Dr. Cortex and Uka Uka into the time portal with the machine parts. The time portal grows bigger and then the scene ends] 

• Baby Dr. Neo Cortex : Give me the mask! With it, I shall take over the world! Come on!

  [the baby Dr. Cortex and baby Dr. Gin both pull on the Uka Uka mask] 

  The Great Uka Uka : Ah! Ah! Aggh!

  Aku Aku : It is difficult to say what has happened to our enemies, but I doubt we will see them for a long time.

  [the end credits roll] 

• Dr. Neo Cortex : Well you've crashed a few parties before. But I never expected you to make it this far, if you don't turn back!

  The Great Uka Uka : I will inflict a thousand years of suffering on you and the entire universe!

• The Great Uka Uka : Crash Bandicoot! For the last time! Give the crystals to me!