Tenacious D (1997– )

Ernest M. Garcia: Captain Ed

Quotes 

• Captain Ed : I was in a band once, a couple of bands. Yup, I've seen it all. I drove a car into a hotel room once. Had a three-way with a pair of Siamese twins. Ate an ENTIRE HORSE.

• Captain Ed : 1967, I'm onstage at the Filmore East. Jimi Hendrix is backstage, throwing up. Mama Cass is stewing up a pot of her famous spaghetti pie. Janis Joplin is washing dishes and throwing up. And then the cops bust in.

• Captain Ed : My guitar's on fire, I'd been up all night shooting cheese balls, that's cocaine and cheese.