- Anthony Strack: Edgar, I have no qualms about disciplining you.
- Edgar Starck: Please do... I love to be disciplined!
- Anthony Strack: True... you are the only boy who, after spankings, leaves a tip.
- Elizabeth Strack: Miss Blasko! Should you be wearing an outfit like that... and in front of young Edgar?
- Miss Blasko: Why not? He bought it for me!
- Edgar Starck: May I also be excused? I'd like to get back to my Ouija board. I believe it's put me in contact with Truman Capote.
- Anthony Strack: What makes you think that?
- Edgar Starck: It's spelling with a lisp.