- Latin Singer: [singing] Hey, hey, for Cuban Pete, He's the king of the Rumba beat, When he plays the Maracas he goes, Chick chicky boom, Chick chicky boom...
- Reginald Denny - Master of Ceremonies: [opens a package] Ah, a candid camera. Just what I've been wanting, to expose my friends.
- Connee Boswell: [singing] Dream awhile, scheme awhile, Someday you'll find, Your happiness and I guess, All those things you're heart has pined for. Gee, I'd love, love to see you looking swell, baby, With diamond rings Woolworth doesn't sell, baby. Till my lucky day, you know darned well, baby, I can't give you anything but love...
- Uniformed Messenger: [in blackface] Oh, Mammy! Mammy! Mammy! Mammy! Mammy! Don't be flammy! Get on stage and hammy! Good evening friends! - You know who it is, don't you?
- Talent Scout: Yeah, I know. Stepin Fetchit.
- Reginald Denny - Master of Ceremonies: Can you imagine Frank McHugh and Benny Rubin sharing a beautiful blonde? One of you boys will be left to pay the check, while the other takes her home. Or, maybe the girl will pay the check while the boys take each other home.
- Talent Scout: She reminds me of a Lulu, I discovered in Honolulu.
- Connee Boswell: [singing] Men who makes the movies, Have the right idea, When they put a story on the screen, The story may bring teardrops, But when the end is near, Everyone is happy in the final scene.
- The Three Brian Sisters: There's always a happy ending, In every talking picture you see...