- Edgar Albert Appletree: Do you mean to tell me that you cease hostilities just to partake in nourishment?
- Charlie McCarthy: No, we stop shooting to eat.
- Charlie McCarthy: Have you anything on for this evening?
- Edgar's Sister: Why, no. Not a thing.
- Charlie McCarthy: Aren't you afraid you'll catch cold. Ha! Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha.
- Charlie McCarthy: Who be you, stranger? Who be you?
- Edgar Albert Appletree: I - I'm Edgar Albert Appletree.
- Charlie McCarthy: Is that so?
- Edgar Albert Appletree: Yes.
- Charlie McCarthy: Uh-huh. Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Apple-strudel, Apple-sauce, Apple-cider.
- Edgar Albert Appletree: Appletree. Appletree. Appletree.
- Charlie McCarthy: Yes.
- Edgar Albert Appletree: And your name?
- Charlie McCarthy: Eh, McCarthy. McCarthy. McCarthy.
- Edgar Albert Appletree: Six and four is ten.
- Charlie McCarthy: Yeah?
- Edgar Albert Appletree: Yeah.
- Charlie McCarthy: Ah, no, no. No, five and five is ten.