- Bobby Jones, Himself: Hello Bill. What's the matter, Bill? You look a little discouraged.
- W.C. Fields, Himself: Bobby, you've spoiled my whole day. I've given up golf.
- Bobby Jones, Himself: Oh, it can't be that bad.
- W.C. Fields, Himself: It's worst. You know you don't deserve any credit, hitting the ball over that swing of yours. Try to hit one with my swing!
- Bobby Jones, Himself: You don't use your body properly. You don't get enough power out of the muscles in your back.