Under a Killing Moon (1994 Video Game)
Chris Jones: Tex Murphy, Inspector Burns
Quotes
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Tex Murphy : I love murder mysteries. Ah, to be a *fictional* detective. Everything would be so much simpler then.
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Tex Murphy : [describing his water cooler] This pure mountain spring water is indispensable. Literally. I'm out of paper cups.
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Tex Murphy : All I've ever needed was a soft felt fedora, a well-tailored overcoat and a comfy pair of sneakers. Some people know what they like and they stay with it.
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Tex Murphy : Ah, the Rodent Tracker 8000. Just like on TV. 'Because household pests *never* build up an immunity to bullets.'
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Tex Murphy : My phonograph's an old family heirloom. I love to play the classics; Kool and The Gang, Peaches & Herb.
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Tex Murphy : No matter how bad things got, I always had my gun. Now I've lost that too. I have a feeling this is going to be one of those days.
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Tex Murphy : Great-great-grandpa Murphy made it through the Depression by teaching Cha-Cha lessons to rich older women. He made thousands before the authorities found out he had no formal training.
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Tex Murphy : The U I of U was the only place that would accept me. Half the course credit was earned by locating the university.
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Tex Murphy : The Scotch-Guard that Rudy's Upholstering Service put on my office chairs's will stand up to anything. And I ought to know.
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Tex Murphy : Look, prophecies aren't in my job descriptions, okay? I'm just a humble P.I. trying to save the world as we know it.
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Tex Murphy : [describing the Gieger Lizard] Well... he's sorta cute in a "slash your throat, tear the meat of your bones" kinda way...
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Tex Murphy : Ah, Sylvia. My ex-wife. Whenever I think things can't get any worse, I think about her and how she totally screwed up my life. She's a woman who loves a man; *any* man, *any* time. I'll never forget the day I came home early and caught her with the upholstery man. I married her for better or worse. Unfortunately, it never got any better.
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Tex Murphy : My gun. I love it *soooo* much.
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Tex Murphy : A *Larsen* Grand Piano. *Wow*. That's even better than a Staufway.
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Tex Murphy : The office was actually a dance studio before I moved in. And Latin dancing is a Murphy family tradition.
