- Adam Taylor: Hi, my name's Adam, and I don't have an act. And not having an act is my act.
- Lauren: Yeah? Well, you see this watch? This watch holds twenty numbers. Twenty numbers.
- Adam Taylor: Sure, that works for you, cause you're Sean, and everybody loves Sean. You're the fucking Pete Rose of women.
- Jason: Hey, the coffee shop's hiring. I bet you could get a job.
- Adam Taylor: No thanks. I'm happy with the one I've got.
- Lauren: Well, what makes you think I'd want to go out with you?
- Adam Taylor: Because the other night at the bar, you looked back.
- Lauren: I looked back. So?
- Adam Taylor: So you don't have to watch a lot of romantic comedies to know what that means.
- Lauren: So, what's it mean?
- Adam Taylor: It means... that the girl wants the guy, so can we just get past this awkward part and you say yes?
- Sean: If you could just forget how scared you can be sometimes, and listen to your heart, you just might impress yourself.
- Pete Jubois: Somebody said it's raining outside.
- Lauren: Oh no.
- Adam Taylor: What? Every good romantic comedy needs a rain scene.
- Lauren: But this isn't a movie.
- Adam Taylor: Life's kinda like a movie sometimes.
- Adam Taylor: Hey, Lauren, you got a minute?
- Lauren: I don't know, I'm a little busy.
- Adam Taylor: Who's the director here?
- Lauren: Hey, there are two people on a set you don't tell what to do and that's the key grip and the gaffer.
- Adam Taylor: And you're neither.
- Lauren: So let's talk.