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Much as I admire director Anthony Spinelli, this is one of his worst efforts. Either he was in a bad mood or just mad at his audience, as this porn feature is awful and annoying.
It doesn't merit thorough analysis, but I'll attempt to give a feel for what's wrong. With annoying music trying to set a serious mood, we're trapped in a jail cell for the whole video, with Tom Byron going crazy. He seems to be imagining things, giving Spinelli license to stage arbitrary sex scenes in the cell.
He fights violently with his girl Madison, and we see her have sex with Steve Hatcher (staged abstractly, as if it were in the cell). Worst gimmick has Tony Tedeschi in a tux suddenly appearing in the cell to do a soft shoe and have Byron join in the dance. He plays an absurd character named Pinky who makes Pee-wee Herman look subtle, and stresses to Tom the power of the imagination. The movie seems to be trying to make a point, but poorly.
He then encourages Tom to imagine being at the beach, cuing a threesome on a crummy set of Tom humping Taylor Wane and Sierra. Somehow this dumb scene led to the whole video misleadingly being titled "Surfer Girl"!
Tedeschi gets to hump Madison, while Byron is forced to watch. More sex filler is added when Alicia Rio appears in the cell carrying a whip and Tom has sex with her.
Then a referee shows up and there's a lesbian sex scene in the cell as if it was a contest, featuring Trinity Loren and Chaz Vincent.
SPOILER (sort of):
This stupid exercise ends up with Tom whining at being persecuted when all he got was a traffic ticket. He's finally let out of the cell and left behind is the actor who played the referee, except he's now just a sleeping prisoner holding a bible.
Poorly constructed and edited, this shaggy-dog movie is intentionally stupid, one of so many examples of pornographers taking out their contempt on their captive audience.
It doesn't merit thorough analysis, but I'll attempt to give a feel for what's wrong. With annoying music trying to set a serious mood, we're trapped in a jail cell for the whole video, with Tom Byron going crazy. He seems to be imagining things, giving Spinelli license to stage arbitrary sex scenes in the cell.
He fights violently with his girl Madison, and we see her have sex with Steve Hatcher (staged abstractly, as if it were in the cell). Worst gimmick has Tony Tedeschi in a tux suddenly appearing in the cell to do a soft shoe and have Byron join in the dance. He plays an absurd character named Pinky who makes Pee-wee Herman look subtle, and stresses to Tom the power of the imagination. The movie seems to be trying to make a point, but poorly.
He then encourages Tom to imagine being at the beach, cuing a threesome on a crummy set of Tom humping Taylor Wane and Sierra. Somehow this dumb scene led to the whole video misleadingly being titled "Surfer Girl"!
Tedeschi gets to hump Madison, while Byron is forced to watch. More sex filler is added when Alicia Rio appears in the cell carrying a whip and Tom has sex with her.
Then a referee shows up and there's a lesbian sex scene in the cell as if it was a contest, featuring Trinity Loren and Chaz Vincent.
SPOILER (sort of):
This stupid exercise ends up with Tom whining at being persecuted when all he got was a traffic ticket. He's finally let out of the cell and left behind is the actor who played the referee, except he's now just a sleeping prisoner holding a bible.
Poorly constructed and edited, this shaggy-dog movie is intentionally stupid, one of so many examples of pornographers taking out their contempt on their captive audience.
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- lor_
- Mar 6, 2024
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