Jodi Lyn O'Keefe credited as playing...
Taylor Vaughan
- Taylor Vaughan: Careful of what? OK, I could win this thing in flourescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in T.J. Maxx. Ok? My mother was prom queen in '71, my cousin - prom queen in '82, and my sister would have been prom queen in '94 if it wasn't for that scam on the Conway Bed tour bus, okay? I am a goddamn legacy, all right? And besides, not to be a bitch, but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan?
- Katie: God, I hope that's not your acceptance speech.
- Taylor Vaughan: [spilling drink on Laney] Oh, oopsie. You know, you really should be more careful with silk.
- Laney Boggs: Thank you.
- Taylor Vaughan: Excuse me?
- Laney Boggs: Thank you. For a minute there, I forgot why I avoided places like this and people like you.
- Taylor Vaughan: Avoided us? Honey, look around you. To everyone here who matters, you're vapor, you're spam, a waste of perfectly good yearbook space, and nothing's ever gonna change that.
- [Laney's eyes tear up]
- Taylor Vaughan: Oh, you aren't going to cry are you?
- Zach Siler: Brock Hudson? What kind of a name is that?
- Taylor Vaughan: What kind of a name is "Zach?" OK, Brock is from "The Real World."
- Zach Siler: What, Resceda?
- Taylor Vaughan: No, like the TV show. "Real World LA". Second season. Hello?
- Zach Siler: The dyslexic volleyball guy? Yo, they kicked him out of the house.
- Taylor Vaughan: You didn't think you became popular for real, did you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet.