Loosely structured around the premise that various couples meet and fantasize about coital encounters while at a local outdoor cafe (which was clearly only shot in someone's back-yard, and the rest of the restaurant scenes in the house), the viewer is then taken through a series of 5 scenes that have all the eroticism of clipping one's toenails on a overcast Sunday morning before church.<p> I won't bother giving scene-by-scene analysis of this stinker other than to say that it almost seemed as if many of the performers were going out of their way to look bored, especially Sindee Coxx, who I've seen some very enthusiastic work from before. The only highlights are the sapphic 2nd scene with Caressa Savage, who does her clumsy best to "act" sensual (it is almost hilarious it's so bad!) and Johnnie Black, who actually makes it look hot enough and realistic enough to be arousing. Pairing the two up is just so bad though. The other, and only, high point in this misconstrued compilation of smut is the 3rd scene, between Lana Sands and Jake Steed. Lana is hardly the typical blonde-bimbo porn-starlet that prevails these days; Asian and/or Hispanic looking, no enhanced breasts (in fact, she is so flat she makes No Doubt's Gwen Stafani look like Dolly Parton!), a slightly bigger bum, and little use of make-up, but definitely one of the hotter and more believable "actresses" currently working in porn based solely on her performances. She makes her scene with well-endowed Steed look just like the steamy encounter between two college- aged lovers that it should be, both physically and vocally. Jake isn't as great, but he does end the scene with one of the more memorable pop-shots you are likely to witness (and Lana's acceptance of his "gift" is even more incredible!).<p> 4/10. Truly a waste of time (except for Lana Sands), so save your Kleenex and go watch a Golden Girls rerun................ it would prove more arousing by far.
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