The Wonderful World of Disney (TV Series)

Noah (1998)

Tony Danza: Norman Waters

Quotes 

• [Norman and Angela walk in on Levon and his girlfriend making out in the Ark] 

  Norman Waters : You know, Levon, the Ark is not a make-out place.

  Angela : Norman, he's fifteen. Every place is a make-out place.

• Zack : Norman, I said only members of your family!

  Norman Waters : This is my family! I'm not Noah, I'm Norman! And on Norman's ark, there's a place for everybody!

• Norman Waters : Angela you can't afford this!

  Angela : You're not the only one with the dream.

• Norman Waters : They don't need a boat. They need a dad.

  Zack : Oh that's really sweet; you should send greeting cards. But not before you finish the ark!

• Norman Waters : How was your game?

  Levon : You mean the one you missed?

• Ernie : I'm sorry Norman, but I gotta quit too. When the Norman I know comes back, give me a call.

  Norman Waters : Hey Ernie! That Norman's not coming back.

• Norman Waters : I thought the dream died, but I guess it just went to sleep for a while.

• Levon : Everything was fine until you started building this stupid thing!

  Norman Waters : No, no. Nothing's been fine since your mom died.