I have no real urge to expound on my feelings on this one, as I didn't really feel much of anything for it. Below is a description of what happens in WHY DO YOU EXIST (aka SCREEN TEST 98).
This one starts with a chick with huge fun-bags eating spray-cheese and whipped cream off her tits, then has a scene of a tranny (I think the same guy from the Zedd short, WHOREGASM) rubbing him/herself. Then we have some blond-haired dude that does nothing, Then there's a chick chewing gum and blowing bubbles. Next some girl puts on lipstick and smearing it off. Then some gothy/punk chick smokes a cigarette, then a fat chick smokes a cigarette. Then a close up shot of some dude's cock-n-ballz as HE smokes a cigarette. Next a chick rubs lotion on her arms and face then drinks some wine and then guess what? - yes - smokes a cigarette. But then she shows her tits and bush and makes weird faces at the camera so that's not so bad. Then we get a bunch of people basically doing nothing, or kinda hammin' it up for the camera. Oh, and some nekkid chick painted all blue plays a guitar.
I think this short-film is better off with it's original SCREEN TEST 98 title, because a screen-test set to music is exactly how it feels. It gets 3 points out of me for the nudity, but believe me, that's not enough to make this one worth seeking out...3/10
This one starts with a chick with huge fun-bags eating spray-cheese and whipped cream off her tits, then has a scene of a tranny (I think the same guy from the Zedd short, WHOREGASM) rubbing him/herself. Then we have some blond-haired dude that does nothing, Then there's a chick chewing gum and blowing bubbles. Next some girl puts on lipstick and smearing it off. Then some gothy/punk chick smokes a cigarette, then a fat chick smokes a cigarette. Then a close up shot of some dude's cock-n-ballz as HE smokes a cigarette. Next a chick rubs lotion on her arms and face then drinks some wine and then guess what? - yes - smokes a cigarette. But then she shows her tits and bush and makes weird faces at the camera so that's not so bad. Then we get a bunch of people basically doing nothing, or kinda hammin' it up for the camera. Oh, and some nekkid chick painted all blue plays a guitar.
I think this short-film is better off with it's original SCREEN TEST 98 title, because a screen-test set to music is exactly how it feels. It gets 3 points out of me for the nudity, but believe me, that's not enough to make this one worth seeking out...3/10
