- [opening title card]
- Title Card: Somewhere in Europe nestles the country of Avania ~ A small nation with the manner of a mighty kingdom.
- Shorty: [singing] There's no nation just like us today, Everybody and his brother has their say
- Cowboy and Indian Chorus: That's the way the country's run, One for all and all for one, It's the good old American way
- Bill Stevens: You do what you want to do, Uncle Sam will never let you down
- Cowboy and Indian Chorus: If you know what's good for you
- Shorty: Remember Yankee Doodle went to town
- Shorty, Cowboy and Indian Chorus: In the good old American way, If our fathers' liked it, It must be okay, We'll continue gettin' by, If you feel the same as I, Give your country a hip-hip-hooray! In the good old American way!
- Shorty: [shouting] Weeeh! Swing it, boys!