Bugs Bunny's Mad World of Television (1982 TV Movie)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Pepe Le Pew

Quotes 

• Porky Pig : [stammers]  But you can't quit, Bugs. You-you've made our network, er, uh, number one.

  Bugs Bunny : Sorry, pal, but what you need for a president is someone less sensitive than me.

  Yosemite Sam : [pounding his fist on Bugs's desk]  I'm not sensitive about *nothin'*!

  Bugs Bunny : Someone not afraid to make raw decisions.

  Yosemite Sam : [smiling enthusiastically]  I'm about as raw as you're a-gonna get!

• Yosemite Sam : That fool made a fool outta me, but I've got another rotten idea. Network Sam never gives up!

• Bugs Bunny : [silences Sam's gunshots]  Hold it, Sam. What if I make you a Vice President in charge of Specials?

  Yosemite Sam : Phew. It pays to be a good negotiator.

  [chuckles] 

• Bugs Bunny : I dunno, Mr. Fudd. What is it that has four legs and flies?

  Elmer Fudd : A horse in summertime, stupid!

• Bugs Bunny : I give up, Mr. Fudd. Why is the state of Ohio different?

  Elmer Fudd : Because it's high in the middle and wound on both ends! O-HI-O!

• Elmer Fudd : Hey, pinhead, you know how to make Auntie fweeze?

  Bugs Bunny : Yeah, hide her nightgown!

• Yosemite Sam : Little does the varmit know I'm gonna be the head honcho around here!

  [laughs manically] 

• [last lines] 

  Porky Pig : You know why I'll...

  [stammers] 

  Porky Pig : put you on as, uh, President, Sam?

  Yosemite Sam : [earnestly]  Why?

  Porky Pig : [staring him in the face angrily]  Uh, so as I can fire you!

  [he kicks Sam out the window and he plummets into a fountain down below] 

  Yosemite Sam : Now can you see why it's so lonely at the top?

  Bugs Bunny : [appearing at the fountain]  And so wet at the bottom!

  [laughs] 

• Elmer Fudd : Tell us about your life, Bugs.

  Bugs Bunny : Oh...

  [chuckles shyly] 

  Bugs Bunny : I'm - I'm so unimportant.

• Elmer Fudd : Start from the beginning.

  Bugs Bunny : Well, in the beginning, there was no life. The earth was forming.

  Elmer Fudd : No, no, that's too far back!

• Bugs Bunny : [about to throw a pie in Elmer's face from behind a studio door]  Remember, you're asking for it!

• Elmer Fudd : Yeah, I gotta find that wabbit or my caweer will be wuined.

  Bugs Bunny : Oh there you are; where have you been? You're on in three minutes, you know; come on, come on, hurry!

  [guides Elmer into the dressing room] 

  Elmer Fudd : But - but I'm not...

  Bugs Bunny : [closing the dressing room door]  Oh come on, come on now, get in your costume, hurry, hurry, hurry!

  [angle change to Bugs watching Elmer undress] 

  Bugs Bunny : Oh, hurry up!

  [Elmer emerges from the room, wearing a rabbit costume] 

  Bugs Bunny : Ohhh, how *darling*!

  Elmer Fudd : But I...

  Bugs Bunny : [guiding Elmer to the substage launch room]  Quick now, right in there.