I have seen many, many bad movies. But this one is unique among them, for it is far worse than any of the others. I would not even let my dogs watch this film.
The writing: Really, really bad. The acting: Pretty dang bad. The plot: What plot? The direction: Did it have a director? Or did some people just set up a camera and prance around in front of it, spewing inanities?
In short, it is really hard to give a truly bad review to an independent film, because one really wants that end of the industry to succeed. Who knows where the next Scorcese will come from? Certainly not here.